My favourite things at the zoo were, holding a kiwi egg
and looking at the Baboon.
Holding the Kiwi egg was nice, soft and silky but, when I smelled the egg I was gonna have a heart attach, puke, or fall on the ground it was terrible.
When I was looking at the Baboons I told them "Hey, Baboons, put some pants on." I told them to put some pants on because they had red butt cheeks poking out.